bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: doppelgender, via thefuuuucomics)


"thats a lot of cream cheese on your bagel" yea well thats a lot of asshole in your personality

(Source: straighthater, via definitive)


do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

(via themosthappy-)